Will you marry me?

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|| "Rosie"  wrote ||  "Rainbow" wrote ||  "Rosie"  wrote |||| ||||| Did I not mention the bri-nylon bed set to?  How could I have ||||| forgot that..? ||||| |||| Now you’ve totally ruined it!! |||| ||| ||| If I just give her the pillowcases, will that do it? ||| || Nah – tis OK…….doubt they *do* duvet covers anyhow…….give || her the pair of sheets and we can both shriek with laughter when she || goes all static in the night!!  ;-) || I’d forgotten the static!  How pants where those types of sheets! I have an awful memory of some orange ones…..no style at all in the 70s was there? ) |||| I just can’t compete  *sobs* |||| |||| Think I’m "busy" that day anyhow |||| ||| ||| But..but..but the magenta and cerise bridesmaid dress, the tiaras, ||| the NEW SHOES!! ||| || That wot she’s ordered for us??  Magenta *&* Cerise??   AND new || shoes???? || Yes, YES…..NEW shoes. Wonder who the best man is….?. ||| You sure you busy that day? || || Am most absolutely definitely available all day – and the 24 hours || before that to "prep" her,  sweet young thang that she is Me to…she’ll need the experience of us….er…more experienced wimmin innit…her being young an’ sweet an all. Now I;m larfing.. )

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "Rosie" wrote >  "Rainbow"  wrote > "Rosie"  wrote > > > Deffo, I likes a good knees up I does. > > Me too  :-) > > Then, of course, there’s the even better knees up for the divorce! > Summat to look forward to…goody. > We all needs summat to look forward to – makes getting up in the morns seem > worthwhile somehow. > Guess what Rosie?? > Lil Alice called me Grandma for the first time yesterday  :-) > Well, OK, so was *actually* "Gamma" – but I can live with that!

)))))))) She called you Gamma, cos you ‘radiate’  

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"Malcolm"  wrote  "Rainbow"  wrote > Guess what Rosie?? > Lil Alice called me Grandma for the first time yesterday  :-) > Well, OK, so was *actually* "Gamma" – but I can live with that! > )))))))) > She called you Gamma, cos you ‘radiate’  

Hmmmmmmm Sometimes, Malcolm, I worry (just a wee tadge) about you! Was it the nurses uniform did it???

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> This just gets betterer and betterer…… me likes deep purple – if I can’t > do black, that is.

I was more of a Black Sabbath man   !

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"Rosie"  wrote > Did I not mention the bri-nylon bed set to?  How could I have forgot that..?

Now you’ve totally ruined it!! I just can’t compete  *sobs* Think I’m "busy" that day anyhow

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > ||||| "Seven > |||||| > |||||| Huh?  It was the whipping into shape that wasn’t gonna happen. > |||||| > |||||| You’re as good as married, fucker.  It’s all booked up.  Details > |||||| to > ||||| follow: > |||||| > |||||| Venue:  The Star and Garter > |||||| Music as I walk down the aisle:  "Misery" by Green Day > |||||| I will be wearing:  Jeans, t.shirt and unlaced combat boots. > |||||| You will be wearing:  Nothing ‘cept a pair of scuffed Levis. > |||||| [Will have > ||||| to > |||||| clear pub of broken glass first] > |||||| > |||||| To be followed by four months of alcohol-induced merriment in the > |||||| form of > ||||| a > |||||| "reception".  Finger buffet and DJ will be provided for day one. > |||||| The remaining time crisps, nuts and a jukebox will have to > |||||| suffice. > |||||| > |||||| On waking up from alcohol-induced merriment we will then > |||||| honeymoon in > ||||| Great > |||||| Yarmouth [reason for four month "reception" is due to council's > |||||| de- infestation of guest house]. > |||||| > |||||| I hope this meets with your approval. > |||||| > |||||| Should it fail to, I have the rohypnol at the ready. > |||||| > |||||| You WILL walk down that aisle. > |||||| > ||||| OOooh – a wedding!! > ||||| Can I be Matron Of Honour please?? > |||| > |||| You and Rosie can scrap for it at the stag do.  In mud, wearing > |||| only bikini’s. > |||| > ||| > ||| > ||| Its not so much the scrap or the mud I mind…but a > ||| bikini!!….sheesh.. > ||| > ||| > ||||| I could wear one of them evening gown thingies > |||| > |||| Ok, but you might look a tad out of place in the Star & Garter. > |||| Can’t you borrow some of SS’s get up? > |||| > ||||| …..I’ll buy you a toaster from Argos > |||| > |||| Tempting. > ||| > ||| > ||| Don’t be, I’m getting you an electric deep fat fryer. > || > || Jeez.  It’s almost worth getting married for. > Deffo, I likes a good knees up I does.

Me too  :-) Then, of course, there’s the even better knees up for the divorce!

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> "Rosie"  wrote > Did I not mention the bri-nylon bed set to?  How could I have forgot > that..? > Now you’ve totally ruined it!!

If I just give her the pillowcases, will that do it? > I just can’t compete  *sobs* > Think I’m "busy" that day anyhow

But..but..but the magenta and cerise bridesmaid dress, the tiaras, the NEW SHOES!! You sure you busy that day? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> ||||| "Seven > |||||| > |||||| Huh?  It was the whipping into shape that wasn’t gonna happen. > |||||| > |||||| You’re as good as married, fucker.  It’s all booked up.  Details > |||||| to > ||||| follow: > |||||| > |||||| Venue:  The Star and Garter > |||||| Music as I walk down the aisle:  "Misery" by Green Day > |||||| I will be wearing:  Jeans, t.shirt and unlaced combat boots. > |||||| You will be wearing:  Nothing ‘cept a pair of scuffed Levis. > |||||| [Will have > ||||| to > |||||| clear pub of broken glass first] > |||||| > |||||| To be followed by four months of alcohol-induced merriment in the > |||||| form of > ||||| a > |||||| "reception".  Finger buffet and DJ will be provided for day one. > |||||| The remaining time crisps, nuts and a jukebox will have to > |||||| suffice. > |||||| > |||||| On waking up from alcohol-induced merriment we will then > |||||| honeymoon in > ||||| Great > |||||| Yarmouth [reason for four month "reception" is due to council's > |||||| de- infestation of guest house]. > |||||| > |||||| I hope this meets with your approval. > |||||| > |||||| Should it fail to, I have the rohypnol at the ready. > |||||| > |||||| You WILL walk down that aisle. > |||||| > ||||| OOooh – a wedding!! > ||||| Can I be Matron Of Honour please?? > |||| > |||| You and Rosie can scrap for it at the stag do.  In mud, wearing > |||| only bikini’s. > |||| > ||| > ||| > ||| Its not so much the scrap or the mud I mind…but a > ||| bikini!!….sheesh.. > ||| > ||| > ||||| I could wear one of them evening gown thingies > |||| > |||| Ok, but you might look a tad out of place in the Star & Garter. > |||| Can’t you borrow some of SS’s get up? > |||| > ||||| …..I’ll buy you a toaster from Argos > |||| > |||| Tempting. > ||| > ||| > ||| Don’t be, I’m getting you an electric deep fat fryer. > || > || Jeez.  It’s almost worth getting married for. > Deffo, I likes a good knees up I does. > Me too  :-) > Then, of course, there’s the even better knees up for the divorce!

Summat to look forward to…goody.

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"Rosie"  wrote  "Rainbow" wrote  "Rosie"  wrote > > Did I not mention the bri-nylon bed set to?  How could I have forgot > that..? > Now you’ve totally ruined it!! > If I just give her the pillowcases, will that do it?

Nah – tis OK…….doubt they *do* duvet covers anyhow…….give her the pair of sheets and we can both shriek with laughter when she goes all static in the night!!  ;-) > I just can’t compete  *sobs* > Think I’m "busy" that day anyhow > But..but..but the magenta and cerise bridesmaid dress, the tiaras, the NEW > SHOES!!

That wot she’s ordered for us??  Magenta *&* Cerise??   AND new shoes???? > You sure you busy that day?

Am most absolutely definitely available all day – and the 24 hours before that to "prep" her,  sweet young thang that she is

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > about Re: Will you marry me?, but we’ll make allowances for Rosie on > this occasion…: >> "Rosie"  wrote >> > Did I not mention the bri-nylon bed set to?  How could I have forgot >> that..? >> Now you’ve totally ruined it!! >If I just give her the pillowcases, will that do it? >> I just can’t compete  *sobs* >> Think I’m "busy" that day anyhow >But..but..but the magenta and cerise bridesmaid dress, the tiaras, the NEW >SHOES!! > We’re looking at deep purple bridesmaid dresses but I’m wearing a top > hat and tails

This just gets betterer and betterer…… me likes deep purple – if I can’t do black, that is. >You sure you busy that day? > Not as busy as I’ll be once the reception finishes > ;o)

Now what on earth could you mean by that, our Bri??

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"Rosie" wrote  "Rainbow"  wrote "Rosie"  wrote > > Deffo, I likes a good knees up I does. > Me too  :-) > Then, of course, there’s the even better knees up for the divorce! > Summat to look forward to…goody.

We all needs summat to look forward to – makes getting up in the morns seem worthwhile somehow. Guess what Rosie?? Lil Alice called me Grandma for the first time yesterday  :-) Well, OK, so was *actually* "Gamma" – but I can live with that!  :-)))))))))

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|||| |||| "Rosie"  wrote |||| ||||| Did I not mention the bri-nylon bed set to?  How could I have ||||| forgot that..? ||||| |||| Now you’ve totally ruined it!! |||| ||| ||| If I just give her the pillowcases, will that do it? ||| ||| |||| I just can’t compete  *sobs* |||| |||| Think I’m "busy" that day anyhow |||| ||| ||| But..but..but the magenta and cerise bridesmaid dress, the tiaras, ||| the NEW SHOES!! ||| || || We’re looking at deep purple bridesmaid dresses but I’m wearing a top || hat and tails || Oh you’ll look terrific! We’ll need piccies you know. ||| You sure you busy that day? ||| ||| || || Not as busy as I’ll be once the reception finishes || || ;o) S’long as you stay sober enough to…er…..perform mate.  ;-) || — || Rogue || Enjoying life without having to resort to artificial stimulants …

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||||| "Seven |||||| |||||| Huh?  It was the whipping into shape that wasn’t gonna happen. |||||| |||||| You’re as good as married, fucker.  It’s all booked up.  Details |||||| to ||||| follow: |||||| |||||| Venue:  The Star and Garter |||||| Music as I walk down the aisle:  "Misery" by Green Day |||||| I will be wearing:  Jeans, t.shirt and unlaced combat boots. |||||| You will be wearing:  Nothing ‘cept a pair of scuffed Levis. |||||| [Will have ||||| to |||||| clear pub of broken glass first] |||||| |||||| To be followed by four months of alcohol-induced merriment in the |||||| form of ||||| a |||||| "reception".  Finger buffet and DJ will be provided for day one. |||||| The remaining time crisps, nuts and a jukebox will have to |||||| suffice. |||||| |||||| On waking up from alcohol-induced merriment we will then |||||| honeymoon in ||||| Great |||||| Yarmouth [reason for four month "reception" is due to council's |||||| de- infestation of guest house]. |||||| |||||| I hope this meets with your approval. |||||| |||||| Should it fail to, I have the rohypnol at the ready. |||||| |||||| You WILL walk down that aisle. |||||| ||||| OOooh – a wedding!! ||||| Can I be Matron Of Honour please?? |||| |||| You and Rosie can scrap for it at the stag do.  In mud, wearing |||| only bikini’s. |||| ||| ||| ||| Its not so much the scrap or the mud I mind…but a ||| bikini!!….sheesh.. ||| ||| ||||| I could wear one of them evening gown thingies |||| |||| Ok, but you might look a tad out of place in the Star & Garter. |||| Can’t you borrow some of SS’s get up? |||| ||||| …..I’ll buy you a toaster from Argos |||| |||| Tempting. ||| ||| ||| Don’t be, I’m getting you an electric deep fat fryer. || || Jeez.  It’s almost worth getting married for. Deffo, I likes a good knees up I does.

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|| "Rosie"  wrote ||  "Seven Nation Amy"  wrote || "Rainbow"  wrote |||||| ||||| OOooh – a wedding!! ||||| Can I be Matron Of Honour please?? |||| |||| You and Rosie can scrap for it at the stag do.  In mud, wearing |||| only bikini’s. |||| ||| || Have got out me orange tie-dye stringy thing from H&M already  :-)) ||| Groovy baby! ||| Its not so much the scrap or the mud I mind…but a ||| bikini!!….sheesh.. ||| || You’ll look triff our rosie-bird! || Trust me on this L, not in this lifetime I won’t. ||||| I could wear one of them evening gown thingies |||| |||| Ok, but you might look a tad out of place in the Star & Garter. |||| Can’t you borrow some of SS’s get up? |||| ||||| …..I’ll buy you a toaster from Argos |||| |||| Tempting. ||| ||| ||| Don’t be, I’m getting you an electric deep fat fryer. ||| || Oi….you ‘Ritch Bitch’ you!! || || || || I do so hate peeps wot has to show off….. Did I not mention the bri-nylon bed set to?  How could I have forgot that..?

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> You know ya wanna!

Aw, that’s so sweet. Any takers?

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>> You know ya wanna! > Aw, that’s so sweet. > Any takers?

Don’t be silly.  No fucker out there who could handle me.  Leap year or no leap year.

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>>> You know ya wanna! > Aw, that’s so sweet. > Any takers? > Don’t be silly.  No fucker out there who could handle me.  Leap year > or no leap year.

I’d soon have you whipped into shape.

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>>>> You know ya wanna! >> Aw, that’s so sweet. >> Any takers? > Don’t be silly.  No fucker out there who could handle me.  Leap year > or no leap year. > I’d soon have you whipped into shape.

Dream on, pasta face.

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>>> You know ya wanna! >>> Aw, that’s so sweet. >>> Any takers? >> Don’t be silly.  No fucker out there who could handle me.  Leap year >> or no leap year. > I’d soon have you whipped into shape. > Dream on, pasta face.

My first proposal and I was rebutted. I suppose it beats being left standing at the alter.

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>>>> You know ya wanna! >>>> Aw, that’s so sweet. >>>> Any takers? >>> Don’t be silly.  No fucker out there who could handle me.  Leap year >>> or no leap year. >> I’d soon have you whipped into shape. > Dream on, pasta face. > My first proposal and I was rebutted. > I suppose it beats being left standing at the alter.

Huh?  It was the whipping into shape that wasn’t gonna happen. You’re as good as married, fucker.  It’s all booked up.  Details to follow: Venue:  The Star and Garter Music as I walk down the aisle:  "Misery" by Green Day I will be wearing:  Jeans, t.shirt and unlaced combat boots. You will be wearing:  Nothing ‘cept a pair of scuffed Levis.  [Will have to clear pub of broken glass first] To be followed by four months of alcohol-induced merriment in the form of a   "reception".  Finger buffet and DJ will be provided for day one.  The remaining time crisps, nuts and a jukebox will have to suffice. On waking up from alcohol-induced merriment we will then honeymoon in Great Yarmouth [reason for four month "reception" is due to council's de- infestation of guest house]. I hope this meets with your approval. Should it fail to, I have the rohypnol at the ready. You WILL walk down that aisle.

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"Seven – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Huh?  It was the whipping into shape that wasn’t gonna happen. > You’re as good as married, fucker.  It’s all booked up.  Details to follow: > Venue:  The Star and Garter > Music as I walk down the aisle:  "Misery" by Green Day > I will be wearing:  Jeans, t.shirt and unlaced combat boots. > You will be wearing:  Nothing ‘cept a pair of scuffed Levis.  [Will have to > clear pub of broken glass first] > To be followed by four months of alcohol-induced merriment in the form of a > "reception".  Finger buffet and DJ will be provided for day one.  The > remaining time crisps, nuts and a jukebox will have to suffice. > On waking up from alcohol-induced merriment we will then honeymoon in Great > Yarmouth [reason for four month "reception" is due to council's de- > infestation of guest house]. > I hope this meets with your approval. > Should it fail to, I have the rohypnol at the ready. > You WILL walk down that aisle.

OOooh – a wedding!! Can I be Matron Of Honour please?? I could wear one of them evening gown thingies …..I’ll buy you a toaster from Argos

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "Seven > Huh?  It was the whipping into shape that wasn’t gonna happen. > You’re as good as married, fucker.  It’s all booked up.  Details to > follow: > Venue:  The Star and Garter > Music as I walk down the aisle:  "Misery" by Green Day > I will be wearing:  Jeans, t.shirt and unlaced combat boots. > You will be wearing:  Nothing ‘cept a pair of scuffed Levis.  [Will > have > to > clear pub of broken glass first] > To be followed by four months of alcohol-induced merriment in the > form of > a > "reception".  Finger buffet and DJ will be provided for day one.  The > remaining time crisps, nuts and a jukebox will have to suffice. > On waking up from alcohol-induced merriment we will then honeymoon in > Great > Yarmouth [reason for four month "reception" is due to council's de- > infestation of guest house]. > I hope this meets with your approval. > Should it fail to, I have the rohypnol at the ready. > You WILL walk down that aisle. > OOooh – a wedding!! > Can I be Matron Of Honour please??

You and Rosie can scrap for it at the stag do.  In mud, wearing only bikini’s. > I could wear one of them evening gown thingies

Ok, but you might look a tad out of place in the Star & Garter.  Can’t you borrow some of SS’s get up? > …..I’ll buy you a toaster from Argos

Tempting.

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "Seven >> Huh?  It was the whipping into shape that wasn’t gonna happen. >> You’re as good as married, fucker.  It’s all booked up.  Details to > follow: >> Venue:  The Star and Garter >> Music as I walk down the aisle:  "Misery" by Green Day >> I will be wearing:  Jeans, t.shirt and unlaced combat boots. >> You will be wearing:  Nothing ‘cept a pair of scuffed Levis.  [Will >> have > to >> clear pub of broken glass first] >> To be followed by four months of alcohol-induced merriment in the >> form of > a >> "reception".  Finger buffet and DJ will be provided for day one.  The >> remaining time crisps, nuts and a jukebox will have to suffice. >> On waking up from alcohol-induced merriment we will then honeymoon in > Great >> Yarmouth [reason for four month "reception" is due to council's de- >> infestation of guest house]. >> I hope this meets with your approval. >> Should it fail to, I have the rohypnol at the ready. >> You WILL walk down that aisle. > OOooh – a wedding!! > Can I be Matron Of Honour please?? > You and Rosie can scrap for it at the stag do.  In mud, wearing only > bikini’s.

Its not so much the scrap or the mud I mind…but a bikini!!….sheesh.. > I could wear one of them evening gown thingies > Ok, but you might look a tad out of place in the Star & Garter.  Can’t you > borrow some of SS’s get up? > …..I’ll buy you a toaster from Argos > Tempting.

Don’t be, I’m getting you an electric deep fat fryer.

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"Rosie"  wrote  "Seven Nation Amy"  wrote "Rainbow"  wrote > > OOooh – a wedding!! > > Can I be Matron Of Honour please?? > You and Rosie can scrap for it at the stag do.  In mud, wearing only > bikini’s.

Have got out me orange tie-dye stringy thing from H&M already  :-)) > Its not so much the scrap or the mud I mind…but a bikini!!….sheesh..

You’ll look triff our rosie-bird! > > I could wear one of them evening gown thingies > Ok, but you might look a tad out of place in the Star & Garter.  Can’t you > borrow some of SS’s get up? > > …..I’ll buy you a toaster from Argos > Tempting. > Don’t be, I’m getting you an electric deep fat fryer.

Oi….you ‘Ritch Bitch’ you!! I do so hate peeps wot has to show off…..

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> > "Seven > >> Huh?  It was the whipping into shape that wasn’t gonna happen. > >> You’re as good as married, fucker.  It’s all booked up.  Details > >> to > > follow: > >> Venue:  The Star and Garter > >> Music as I walk down the aisle:  "Misery" by Green Day > >> I will be wearing:  Jeans, t.shirt and unlaced combat boots. > >> You will be wearing:  Nothing ‘cept a pair of scuffed Levis. > >> [Will have > > to > >> clear pub of broken glass first] > >> To be followed by four months of alcohol-induced merriment in the > >> form of > > a > >> "reception".  Finger buffet and DJ will be provided for day one. > >> The remaining time crisps, nuts and a jukebox will have to > >> suffice. > >> On waking up from alcohol-induced merriment we will then honeymoon > >> in > > Great > >> Yarmouth [reason for four month "reception" is due to council's > >> de- infestation of guest house]. > >> I hope this meets with your approval. > >> Should it fail to, I have the rohypnol at the ready. > >> You WILL walk down that aisle. > > OOooh – a wedding!! > > Can I be Matron Of Honour please?? > You and Rosie can scrap for it at the stag do.  In mud, wearing only > bikini’s. > Its not so much the scrap or the mud I mind…but a > bikini!!….sheesh.. > > I could wear one of them evening gown thingies > Ok, but you might look a tad out of place in the Star & Garter. > Can’t you borrow some of SS’s get up? > > …..I’ll buy you a toaster from Argos > Tempting. > Don’t be, I’m getting you an electric deep fat fryer.

Jeez.  It’s almost worth getting married for.

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